I would rather go to Heaven alone then to go to Hell in company.

 R.A. Torrey

What I have seen of God's creation teaches me to trust Him for what I have not seen. Pastor Dewitt Tallmadge

Sin is that vast moral disease, which effects the whole human race, of every rank and every class and name and nation and people and tongue, a disease from which there never was but one born of woman that was free of it. Need I say that one was Christ Jesus the Lord?.  J.C. Ryle

For Whom The Bell Tolls

It has long been said,

The bell tolls, summing forth the dead

But I can say with joyful glee

Tis the trumpet sound that shall beckon me

When Christ returns for His glorious bride

I shall take Elijah's ride

O' praise be to God, that when the bell tolls,

It may toll, but because of Christ,

It tolls not for me.  Gary Beatty

Signs that have been seen!

Sign in a dentist's parking lot. "Patent parking only, all others will be painfully extracted."

Sign on a plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed."

Sign on garbage truck, " Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back."

Sign on the back of a Window Decoration Truck "Blind Man Driving"

Seen on a billboard along a highway: "Caution; objects in the mirror may have flunked driver's education"

Sign on the trunk of a car with crumpled fender " I almost missed it"